16 dad jokes to remember how your dad used to make you laugh in your childhood

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  • Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Others with Al: Groundbreaking research, studying, writing articles Me with Al: PIRAMISU
  • Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes What fruit did Romeo and Juliette eat? Cantelope.
  • I definetly laugh at this kind of things.

    Friend: You laugh at the dumbest things Me: No I don't. The things I laugh at: H ACCORDION
  • So dumb, love it!

    Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I was drinking a margarita and the waitress yelled "does anyone know CPR?" I said "I know the entire alphabet." We all laughed and laughed... well except one guy.
  • This is actually kinda smart. It's not that bad.

    Mozart Cinderella
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  • It's called parenting your kids! Babysitting
  • Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes Whats faster then a calculator? A Calcu-Now
  • They actually did!

    I just did HISTORY HISTORY Prodygal Son⭑@dprodygal_son1-21h No one can rewrite history
  • Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
  • Dumb questions deserve dumb faces…

    When I ask my man a dumb question and I hear him take a deep breath and I can tell he's already annoyed so now I'm just staring at him like this
  • You're always so immature! You're banned from my fort.
    via dadgonefunny
  • Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
  • You have a ga ling problem and can't stop I bet you are wrong
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  • Hilarious! You can't tell me this isn't smart!

    Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired.
  • Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes What do you call a flying nun? A bird? A plane? Nope, nun of the above
  • So true!!

    You're the cheapest person I know I'm not buying it
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